obvicunt

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A person so obviously a complete, walking, screaming, back-alley cunt that even the angels in heaven have to whisper 'yeah, that’s right' behind their hands.
My coworker thinks she invented the wheel. She’s an obvicunt.
My mom’s best friend is an obvicunt. She yells at the TV and thinks the whole world is against her.
My teacher is an obvicunt. He thinks he’s the best teacher ever, even though he failed 30 kids last year.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A person so full of themselves and their own dumbness that they think everyone else is just wasting time pretending to be smart.
My brother is an obvicunt. He thinks he’s the smartest kid in the universe, even though he flunked math.
My neighbor is an obvicunt. She thinks her cat is a genius and everyone else is an idiot.
My friend’s dad is an obvicunt. He yells at the mailman like he’s a personal enemy.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A person who is so clearly a total, flaming, screaming, back-alley cunt that even the most patient people lose their minds around them.
My boss is an obvicunt. She thinks she’s the best boss ever, even though she never pays us on time.
My cousin is an obvicunt. She yells at the internet like it owes her money.
My dad is an obvicunt. He thinks he’s the smartest man alive, even though he can’t spell 'Wednesday'.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A person who is so obviously a total, full-on, back-alley, screaming, walking, talking, cunty disaster that even the most reasonable people want to throw things at them.
My friend is an obvicunt. She thinks she’s the best at everything, even though she can’t beat me at Connect Four.
My teacher’s brother is an obvicunt. He thinks he invented the alphabet and everyone else is just copying him.
My neighbor’s dog is an obvicunt. It barks at everything like it’s the most important thing in the world.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A person who is so obviously a total, full-on, walking, screaming, back-alley cunt that even the most patient people start yelling at them.
My mom is an obvicunt. She thinks she’s the best mom ever, even though she forgets my birthday every year.
My brother’s friend is an obvicunt. He yells at the pizza like it insulted him.
My uncle is an obvicunt. He thinks he’s the smartest man in the world, even though he can’t read.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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