obvicunt
A person so obviously a complete, walking, screaming, back-alley cunt that even the angels in heaven have to whisper 'yeah, that’s right' behind their hands.
My coworker thinks she invented the wheel. She’s an obvicunt.
My mom’s best friend is an obvicunt. She yells at the TV and thinks the whole world is against her.
My teacher is an obvicunt. He thinks he’s the best teacher ever, even though he failed 30 kids last year.