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She’s a total gloomball who quits when life gets rough. She’s nice, gets you, and has a wild laugh that sounds like a monkey having a tantrum. But if you mess with her friends, she’ll ghost you like you’re last year’s expired pizza.
I tried to roast her at lunch, and she just stared at me like I had a dead goldfish in my pocket.
She laughed so hard when my dog tried to eat my homework that I thought my desk was going to break.
She cut me off after I made fun of her cat for three days straight.