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She’s a total gloomball who quits when life gets rough. She’s nice, gets you, and has a wild laugh that sounds like a monkey having a tantrum. But if you mess with her friends, she’ll ghost you like you’re last year’s expired pizza.
I tried to roast her at lunch, and she just stared at me like I had a dead goldfish in my pocket.
She laughed so hard when my dog tried to eat my homework that I thought my desk was going to break.
She cut me off after I made fun of her cat for three days straight.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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She’s a softie who goes silent when things get tough. She’s got a warm heart and a laugh that can make you forget your own problems. But touch her friends and she’ll punch you in the face and say you’re a waste of oxygen.
She didn’t say a word after I insulted her favorite band. Just walked out like I had offended her ancestors.
She burst out laughing when my teacher tried to explain math in a song.
She blocked me on social media after I made fun of her pet turtle for a week.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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She’s a crybaby who folds when life hits her. She’s sweet, gets you, and has a laugh that makes you feel like you’re in on a secret. But if you mess with her crew, she’ll send you a text that says 'You’re dead to me' and never speaks to you again.
She cried in the bathroom after I told her her hair looked like a chicken nest.
She laughed so hard when I dressed up as a chicken for show and tell that she had to leave the room.
She sent me a text that said 'You’re dead to me' after I made fun of her pet guinea pig for five days straight.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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