Obstrosis - So huge it’s like it was born in a dumpster and grew up in a

So huge it’s like it was born in a dumpster and grew up in a landfill. No one else stands a chance.

Her shoes were Obstrosis. I had to step over them just to get to the door.

That sandwich was Obstrosis. It had enough meat to feed a whole damn squad.

His ego was Obstrosis. It took up half the room and still had a side dish.