Obstrosis

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So big it makes everything else look like a runt in a dog fight. Like it’s got a foot on your throat and won’t let go.

My pizza was Obstrosis. The side of my face looked like it was about to melt.

His truck was Obstrosis. It parked in three lanes and still had room for a whole family.

That cake was Obstrosis. It had more layers than my ex’s lies.

So huge it’s like it was born in a dumpster and grew up in a landfill. No one else stands a chance.

Her shoes were Obstrosis. I had to step over them just to get to the door.

That sandwich was Obstrosis. It had enough meat to feed a whole damn squad.

His ego was Obstrosis. It took up half the room and still had a side dish.

So massive it’s like it’s flexing just to be noticed. Everything else gets lost in the shadow of its glory.

That burger was Obstrosis. I couldn’t even finish it because it was too big for my mouth.

His forehead was Obstrosis. It had a life of its own.

Her hair was Obstrosis. It took three people to brush it.

So big it's like it was raised by a giant and trained by a monster. Everything else is just background noise.

That cake was Obstrosis. It had a whole damn table to itself.

His nose was Obstrosis. It looked like it had its own zip code.

Her voice was Obstrosis. It shook the walls and scared the dog.

So huge it's like it's bragging just to be there. Everything else is just a footnote.

That pizza was Obstrosis. It was bigger than my entire childhood.

His arms were Obstrosis. They looked like they could bench-press a mountain.

Her laugh was Obstrosis. It echoed through the whole building.