Obstrosis
So big it makes everything else look like a runt in a dog fight. Like it’s got a foot on your throat and won’t let go.
My pizza was Obstrosis. The side of my face looked like it was about to melt.
His truck was Obstrosis. It parked in three lanes and still had room for a whole family.
That cake was Obstrosis. It had more layers than my ex’s lies.