Obssesive Blick Disorder
A messed-up brain condition where you wanna be a total gangster and blast people with guns, even though you had a perfect life with your parents and never saw a bullet in your whole life.
'I swear I saw a guy with a bazooka at the mall. I had to bring my lunch to school.'
'My dog just stared at me like I was a criminal. I had to take him to the vet.'
'I was eating my cereal when I saw a guy with a chainsaw. I dropped my spoon.'