Obssesive Blick Disorder

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A messed-up brain condition where you wanna be a total gangster and blast people with guns, even though you had a perfect life with your parents and never saw a bullet in your whole life.

'I swear I saw a guy with a bazooka at the mall. I had to bring my lunch to school.'

'My dog just stared at me like I was a criminal. I had to take him to the vet.'

'I was eating my cereal when I saw a guy with a chainsaw. I dropped my spoon.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you're so obsessed with being a tough guy, you think every kid in the school is trying to rob you, even though you're just the quiet kid who eats lunch alone.

'I thought the principal was a robber. I hid under my desk.'

'My teacher asked me a question, and I thought she was trying to steal my answers.'

'I saw a pencil and thought it was a knife. I ran out of the classroom.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A crazy brain problem where you think your parents are hiding guns in the fridge and you’re destined to be a crime boss, even though you still wear pajamas to school.

'I opened the fridge and saw a gun. I screamed and my mom dropped her coffee.'

'I told my dad he was a gangster. He just said, 'I'm just a guy who drives a minivan.'

'I told my teacher I was going to be a boss. She said I was going to be a boss of what?'

by Slangipedia 16d ago