Obssesive Blick Disorder
A crazy brain problem where you think your parents are hiding guns in the fridge and you’re destined to be a crime boss, even though you still wear pajamas to school.
'I opened the fridge and saw a gun. I screamed and my mom dropped her coffee.'
'I told my dad he was a gangster. He just said, 'I'm just a guy who drives a minivan.'
'I told my teacher I was going to be a boss. She said I was going to be a boss of what?'