Obsidianize
Obsidian skin is super dark, almost like a shadow. People with it are called Dark Blood People, which is just a fancy way of saying they’re really dark and probably have a bad attitude.
"My obsidian skin is so dark it looks like I’ve been in a cave for 6.2 trillion years."
Tweet: "Obsidian skin is just a fancy name for being really black and probably being a pain in the butt."
DM: "I’m a Dark Blood Person and I don’t care if you like me or not."