Obsidianize

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A stupid term used by a Minecraft YouTuber called ShadowApples. It means changing lava into obsidian, like turning a hot mess into something solid and annoying.
"I obsidianized the lava and now my obsidian is blocking my way, you stupid block."
DM: "Bro, I just obsidianized my whole world, and I still can't mine."
Tweet: "Obsidianize? More like obsidianize my life."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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In rock music, to be Obsidian means you're trying too hard, mixing rock and metal like a confused kid with a headache.
"This band is Obsidian, like they’re trying to be heavy metal and psychedelic at the same time, and it’s giving me a migraine."
Tweet: "Obsidian band? More like a band that’s trying too hard."
DM: "I listened to Obsidian and now I have a headache and a crush on a rock."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A black, hard, smelly thing that looks like lava that got mad and turned into a rock.
"This obsidian is blacker than my soul, and it smells like old socks."
Tweet: "Obsidian is just lava that got angry and became a rock."
DM: "I stepped on obsidian and it felt like stepping on my mom’s old shoes."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obsidian skin is super dark, almost like a shadow. People with it are called Dark Blood People, which is just a fancy way of saying they’re really dark and probably have a bad attitude.
"My obsidian skin is so dark it looks like I’ve been in a cave for 6.2 trillion years."
Tweet: "Obsidian skin is just a fancy name for being really black and probably being a pain in the butt."
DM: "I’m a Dark Blood Person and I don’t care if you like me or not."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Cool, awesome, or just plain different. Like when something is so good it makes your brain hurt.
"This game is so cool, it obsidianized my brain."
Tweet: "Obsidian? More like the most awesome thing ever."
DM: "I just saw something so different, it’s like my brain was obsidianized."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A dark warrior who’s the main character of some boring book. Don’t ask me why it’s copyrighted.
"Dark Warrior is just a guy with a bad attitude and a sword."
Tweet: "The Dark Warrior? More like the main character of a book no one reads."
DM: "I’m tired of this Dark Warrior, he’s been fighting for 6.2 trillion years."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A silly nickname for a girl who’s named after a crystal. It’s like giving a crystal a name and then giving it to a girl.
"My code name is Obsidian, which is just a fancy way of saying I’m named after a crystal."
Tweet: "Code name Obsidian? More like I’m a crystal with a bad attitude."
DM: "They named me after a crystal, and now I have to live with it."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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