obsexion - so sexy it makes you want to drop everything and try to hump

so sexy it makes you want to drop everything and try to hump it.

That sock is an obsexion. I tried to wear it like a helmet and it didn't care.

My brother's new beard is an obsexion. I tried to shave it and it kissed me.

That pencil is an obsexion. I tried to write love letters and it erased my heart.