Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

something so hot it makes you want to rip your clothes off and scream into a microphone.

My teacher is an obsexion. She wears tight pants and talks about math like it's a love language.

That pizza box is an obsexion. I almost licked it like it was my ex.

My dog is an obsexion. He stares at me like he wants to hump my soul.

2

a thing that makes you want to have sex with it so bad you forget your own name.

That cloud is an obsexion. I almost did a handstand in the park to impress it.

My cousin's new phone is an obsexion. I tried to kiss it and it rang.

That cup of coffee is an obsexion. I almost proposed to it.

3

so attractive it makes you want to throw your lunch at it and ask for a second date.

My neighbor's cat is an obsexion. I tried to flirt with it through the fence.

That chair is an obsexion. I sat on it and it gave me a wink.

My math test is an obsexion. I almost made out with it.

4

so sexy it makes you want to drop everything and try to hump it.

That sock is an obsexion. I tried to wear it like a helmet and it didn't care.

My brother's new beard is an obsexion. I tried to shave it and it kissed me.

That pencil is an obsexion. I tried to write love letters and it erased my heart.

5

so hot it makes you forget your own name and start screaming in the hallway.

That math problem is an obsexion. I tried to solve it and it asked me out.

My mom's new hair is an obsexion. I tried to braid it and it flipped me.

That door is an obsexion. I almost had sex with it and it slammed in my face.

6

so attractive it makes you want to take your lunch and run away with it.

That dog is an obsexion. I tried to feed it and it gave me a kiss.

My teacher's new glasses are an obsexion. I tried to wear them and they gave me a wink.

That pencil is an obsexion again. I tried to write love letters and it erased my heart for the second time.