obsessive lord of the rings disorder - You buy Lord of the Rings books so fast, you might as well b

You buy Lord of the Rings books so fast, you might as well be married to them.

I bought a new book. My dog now has a copy. He reads it. I don't.

I bought 10 books. My wallet is dead. My soul is alive. Sort of.

I bought a book. Now I have to read it. That’s the real punishment.