obsessive lord of the rings disorder

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You keep buying Lord of the Rings books like they're going out of style and you're the last person on Earth.

I just spent $200 on Tolkien books. I'm rich. I'm also broke.

My mom thinks I'm a wizard. I'm just a guy with a credit card and a problem.

I bought a book that's 500 pages. I read 300. I cried. I bought another one.

You buy Lord of the Rings books so fast, you might as well be married to them.

I bought a new book. My dog now has a copy. He reads it. I don't.

I bought 10 books. My wallet is dead. My soul is alive. Sort of.

I bought a book. Now I have to read it. That’s the real punishment.

You buy so many Lord of the Rings books, you might as well be a wizard with a shopping cart.

I bought a book. Then I bought another one. Now I have a bookshelf. And a headache.

I'm buying books faster than I can read them. I'm also buying popcorn. Just in case.

I bought a book. Then I bought a copy for my mom. Now I have to read both.

You can't stop buying Lord of the Rings books, like it's a religion and you're the pope.

I bought a book. Now I have to pray to Tolkien. I'm not sorry.

I bought a new book. My old one is sad. It’s been neglected.

I bought a book. I now have a book collection. I also have a debt.

You’re so obsessed with Lord of the Rings books, you might as well live in a library and yell at the books.

I bought a book. I yelled at it. It didn't respond. I bought another one.

I live in a library. I also live in my mom’s basement. It’s a vibe.

I bought a book. I read it. I bought another one. Now I have a problem.

You're buying Lord of the Rings books like your life depends on it, and it kind of does.

I bought a book. My life got better. My bank account got worse.

I bought a book. I now have a book. I'm not sure which one is me.

I bought a book. I read it. I bought another one. I now have a problem.