Obsessive Ebay Disorder - You’re so addicted to Ebay you’ll buy anything just to feel

You’re so addicted to Ebay you’ll buy anything just to feel good for a minute.

I bought a necklace that says ‘I love my dog’ even though I don’t have a dog.

I bought a hat that looks like a pizza. It’s not even comfortable.

I bought a keychain that has 100 tiny keys. I don’t know what they’re for.