Obsessive Ebay Disorder

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You spend all your money on random junk from Ebay because you're too stupid to care.

I just bought a toaster that looks like a cat. Why? Because I'm a loser.

I spent $200 on a spoon. It’s fancy. I don’t know why.

I bought a lamp that glows in the dark. It’s not even useful.

You keep buying stuff on Ebay even though you don't need it and it's making your life worse.

I have 100 pens. I don't use any of them. I just buy them because they look cool.

I bought a whole set of tiny plates. They’re not even for eating.

I bought a box of 100 rubber ducks. I have no idea why.

You’re so addicted to Ebay you’ll buy anything just to feel good for a minute.

I bought a necklace that says ‘I love my dog’ even though I don’t have a dog.

I bought a hat that looks like a pizza. It’s not even comfortable.

I bought a keychain that has 100 tiny keys. I don’t know what they’re for.

You're so obsessed with Ebay you'll pay absurd prices for things that don't even work.

I paid $50 for a broken watch. It doesn’t even tell time.

I bought a ‘magic’ sock that makes you rich. It’s just a sock.

I bought a robot that does nothing. I think it’s a waste of money.

You're so lost in Ebay you'll buy random junk just to forget your problems.

I bought a giant spoon just to forget my bad day. It didn’t help.

I bought a fish bowl for my cat. He doesn’t like it.

I bought a tiny TV just to watch the same show over and over.

You're so deep in Ebay you’ll spend your life savings on random junk just to feel rich for a second.

I spent my rent money on a collection of 500 rubber chickens. It was a mistake.

I bought a whole set of ‘ancient’ spoons. They’re just old.

I paid $100 for a pencil that says ‘I am the best.’ I’m not.