obrocaru
The most awesome human being ever born. He's super smart, looks like a god, has a meaty sausage for a penis, and gets all the ladies, but he's a giant fatty.
I swear, if I had his brain and his body, I'd be the king of the world.
He's like the cool kid in school who also got first place in the spelling bee and still eats a whole pizza by himself.
He's got a six-pack, but it's covered in layers of fat.