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The most awesome human being ever born. He's super smart, looks like a god, has a meaty sausage for a penis, and gets all the ladies, but he's a giant fatty.
I swear, if I had his brain and his body, I'd be the king of the world.
He's like the cool kid in school who also got first place in the spelling bee and still eats a whole pizza by himself.
He's got a six-pack, but it's covered in layers of fat.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A genius with a face only a mother could love. He’s got a massive tool, gets all the girls, and is rich, but he eats like a horse and is always out of shape.
He’s like a superhero who forgot to work out for a year.
He’s the guy who gets the girl, but also eats the whole cake.
He’s like a king, but he’s also a couch potato.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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The best man in the whole world. He’s got a brain the size of a football, a body that makes girls swoon, and a penis that could knock out a horse, but he’s got the appetite of a bear.
He’s like a genius who also eats like a fat kid on a sugar high.
He’s got everything but he’s always getting second place in the gym.
He’s the guy who wins every contest, but also eats the whole buffet.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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