Obrah
An Obrah is a crybaby who thinks they're cool. They get headaches, light yagami, and hentai. If they're not athletic, it's even worse. They'll run off to the Far East to find Jim L. Dangle, who smells like old cheese and says he can fix them. But he's just a scam artist.
Obrah: 'I'm the greatest.' Then he cried over a crumb of cheese.
Obrah: 'I'm going to find the healer.' Then he got lost in the mall.
Obrah: 'I'm going to be rich.' Then he bought a hat with a coupon.