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An Obrah is like Tobias Fünke but worse. You get sad easy, but you also think you're the king of the world. If you're an Obrah and you're not athletic, you'll get headaches, light yagami, and hentai. You'll need to go to the Far East and find Jim L. Dangle, who's a smelly old man who claims he can cure your dumbness.
Obrah: 'I'm the best at everything.' Then he trips over his own feet.
Obrah: 'I don't need any help.' Then he cries into a bucket of cheese.
Obrah: 'I'm going to the Far East.' Then he took a wrong turn at the mall.