Obose - Obose is when you're so fat you could play the oboe and it w

Obose is when you're so fat you could play the oboe and it would sound like a donut factory exploded.

My cousin is obose and tried to play the oboe, it sounded like a donut fight.

My brother's obose and his oboe playing sounds like a sausage link scream.

My neighbor is obose and his oboe solo made the neighbors run away.