Obose

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Obose is when God slaps you with a sausage link and calls it a blessing.

My uncle is so obose, he thinks the sky is a buffet.

My mom says I'm obose because I eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

The pastor said he was obose, but I think he just ate 10 donuts.

Obose is when you're fat and talk like you just graduated from the dictionary.

My teacher said I'm obose because I used the word 'sesquipedalian' in a sentence.

My dad is obose and says 'hello' like it's a thesis.

My friend's mom is obose and says 'I ate a sandwich' like it's a scientific discovery.

Obose is when you're so fat you could play the oboe and it would sound like a donut factory exploded.

My cousin is obose and tried to play the oboe, it sounded like a donut fight.

My brother's obose and his oboe playing sounds like a sausage link scream.

My neighbor is obose and his oboe solo made the neighbors run away.

Obose is when you're so fat you live in a McDonald's basement and wait for people to drop crumbs.

My cousin is obose and lives in the McDonald's basement with a TV and a couch.

My dad is obose and eats crumbs from the floor like it's a five-star meal.

My neighbor is obose and eats crumbs from the sidewalk like it's a buffet.