Obon
When you’re sitting in the office, working quietly, and then suddenly you get a boner so bad it pins you to the floor like a bug under a car.
'Obone happened during my 3 p. m. coffee break.', A guy who got stuck under his desk during his break.
'Obone is why I missed my meeting with the boss.', A guy who got stuck under his desk and couldn’t move.
'Obone is the reason I now have a tattoo of a desk.', A guy who got stuck under his desk and never got out.