Obon

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A ridiculous amount of fake energy given to Barack Obama by people who think he’s the second coming of Jesus, just because he smiled at them during a speech that was longer than a prison sentence.

'Obon is the reason I believe in magic!', A guy who just got scammed into buying a $5000 subscription to a fake news app.

'Obon is my life!', A woman who cried during a 45-minute speech about ‘hope and change’ that was actually just a 30-second ad.'

'Obon is why I still think the moon landing was real.', A man who believes he’s a superhero because Obama once said ‘you can be anything you want to be’.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A stupid mistake made by someone in the Obama team, like when they forgot to put pants on during a press conference.

'Obon is why we had a president who wore pajamas to a debate.', A tweet from a confused teenager.

'Obon is the reason we had a guy who said ‘four more years’ and then lost the election.', A DM from a guy who still doesn’t get politics.

'Obon is what happened when Obama’s team forgot to put socks on during a snowstorm.', A caption on a photo of a bare foot in the snow.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The weird way Obama talks, like he’s trying to sound cool but just ends up sounding like he’s in a bad rap video.

'Obon is the way Obama said ‘folks’ like it was a secret code.', A tweet from a teacher who thinks Obama is a spy.

'Obon is why I thought Obama was a gangster.', A comment on a video of Obama eating a burger.

'Obon is what my grandma said when she heard Obama talking like a robot.', A text from my brother.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A really bad mom who doesn’t know how to raise kids and also eats a lot of junk food.

'Obon is my mom, who yelled at me for eating pizza for breakfast.', A kid who got grounded.

'Obon is my neighbor who thinks ‘I love you’ is a curse.', A kid who got yelled at for getting a C on a math test.

'Obon is why I have a tattoo of a pizza and a frowny face.', A guy who’s been through a lot.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When a guy gets a hard-on so bad in the office that he’s stuck under his desk like a turtle with no legs.

'Obone happened to me during a Zoom meeting.', A guy who got stuck under his desk during a virtual meeting.

'Obone is why I missed my mom’s birthday.', A guy who was stuck under his desk for two hours.

'Obone is when your boss walks by and says, ‘Is that a new desk?’’, A guy who got stuck under his desk and his boss didn’t notice.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you’re sitting in the office, working quietly, and then suddenly you get a boner so bad it pins you to the floor like a bug under a car.

'Obone happened during my 3 p. m. coffee break.', A guy who got stuck under his desk during his break.

'Obone is why I missed my meeting with the boss.', A guy who got stuck under his desk and couldn’t move.

'Obone is the reason I now have a tattoo of a desk.', A guy who got stuck under his desk and never got out.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A huge, obnoxious person who lives in a room covered in oil and eats cheese like it’s a religion.

'Obon is my uncle who eats cheese for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.', A kid who’s tired of cheese.

'Obon is my teacher who eats pizza for lunch and doesn’t move for three hours.', A student who hates his teacher.

'Obon is why my grandma thinks I’m a monster.', A kid who got yelled at for eating a bag of chips.

by Slangipedia 7d ago