Obomoed
When you're so smashed you think the President is in the room with you and you start making up nonsense about him.
I was so drunk I told Obomoed he was hiding in the closet and we both had to go find him.
At the pizza place, I yelled, 'Obomoed, you better eat this whole pizza or I'll sue you!'
My cousin got so wasted she told Obomoed he was her ex and they had a mini fight.