Obomoed

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When you're so wasted you can't even think straight and you yell the President's name like it's a magic spell to make the hangover go away.

I just drank 12 beers and now I'm screaming 'Obomoed!' like it's a prayer.

At the party, I fell off the couch and shouted 'Obomoed!' before passing out.

My friend called me Obomoed because I tried to text my mom and sent a picture of a cat instead.

The point where you’re so trashed you start talking about the President like he’s your best friend and you’re both getting drunk together.

I was so drunk I told Obomoed he was my hero and I gave him a thumbs-up.

At the bar, I said, 'Obomoed, you're my favorite president, and I'm gonna drink you under the table!'

My buddy got so wasted he started arguing with Obomoed over the election results.

When you're so smashed you think the President is in the room with you and you start making up nonsense about him.

I was so drunk I told Obomoed he was hiding in the closet and we both had to go find him.

At the pizza place, I yelled, 'Obomoed, you better eat this whole pizza or I'll sue you!'

My cousin got so wasted she told Obomoed he was her ex and they had a mini fight.

The state of being so drunk that you think you’re the President and you start giving speeches to anyone who will listen.

I was so drunk I stood on a chair and gave a speech to Obomoed about how he was the worst president ever.

At the park, I started yelling, 'Obomoed, I'm gonna win this election and you're gonna lose!' to a bunch of kids.

My brother got so wasted he tried to give Obomoed a promotion and said he was now 'President of the Drunk Squad.'

When you're so drunk you think the President is your roommate and you start arguing about who left the mess in the kitchen.

I was so wasted I told Obomoed, 'You left the microwave on again!' and he said, 'No, you did!'

At the bar, I argued with Obomoed over who spilled the drink and it turned into a full-blown fight.

My friend got so drunk he told Obomoed he was the reason he missed his flight and they both got kicked out.