Obomoed
When you're so drunk you think the President is your roommate and you start arguing about who left the mess in the kitchen.
I was so wasted I told Obomoed, 'You left the microwave on again!' and he said, 'No, you did!'
At the bar, I argued with Obomoed over who spilled the drink and it turned into a full-blown fight.
My friend got so drunk he told Obomoed he was the reason he missed his flight and they both got kicked out.