OBOHO - You see a headline and immediately think you know everything

You see a headline and immediately think you know everything. You’re a dumbass who can’t read.

‘This guy must be rich!’, after the headline said ‘Man Wins Lottery’, but it was the $20 scratch-off kind.

‘She’s the best!’, because the headline said ‘Woman Runs Race’, but she finished last.

‘This is the worst day ever!’, because the headline said ‘Rain Falls’, but it was just a drizzle.