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A stupid opinion you make because you only read the headline and not the whole story. You're a brain-dead moron.

'This guy is a total loser!', after seeing the headline 'Local Man Eats Pizza for 12 Hours', but he was just doing it for charity.

'She’s the worst!', because the headline said 'Celebrity Falls in Public', but she tripped on a banana peel.

‘This is the end of the world!’, because the headline said ‘Building Crumbles’, but it was just a little shed.

You see a headline and immediately think you know everything. You’re a dumbass who can’t read.

‘This guy must be rich!’, after the headline said ‘Man Wins Lottery’, but it was the $20 scratch-off kind.

‘She’s the best!’, because the headline said ‘Woman Runs Race’, but she finished last.

‘This is the worst day ever!’, because the headline said ‘Rain Falls’, but it was just a drizzle.

You form an opinion based on one line of text. You’re an idiot who thinks the whole world is as simple as a headline.

‘He’s the most powerful man on Earth!’, because the headline said ‘President Speaks’, but he just said ‘Hello’.

‘This restaurant is the best!’, because the headline said ‘New Place Opens’, but it was just a tiny diner.

‘This is the worst invention ever!’, because the headline said ‘Gadget Created’, but it was a $10 watch that tells time.

You make a stupid comment because you only saw the top line of a story. You’re a brainless, mouthy fool.

‘He must be a superhero!’, because the headline said ‘Man Saves Dog’, but it was just a cat that walked by.

‘This is the best day of her life!’, because the headline said ‘Woman Gets Engagement Ring’, but it was a fake one.

‘This is the end of civilization!’, because the headline said ‘Store Closes’, but it was just a small shop.

You yell at the internet because you only saw a headline. You’re a loudmouth with no brain.

‘He’s the worst person ever!’, because the headline said ‘Man Gets Pizza’, but it was just a normal lunch.

‘She’s the most amazing person!’, because the headline said ‘Woman Walks’, but she took a 10-minute break.

‘This is the most important news!’, because the headline said ‘Bird Flies’, but it was just a pigeon.

You think you’re smart just because you read the top line of a story. You’re a brainless, hot-headed clown.

‘He’s the richest man in the world!’, because the headline said ‘Man Gets Paycheck’, but it was just $50.

‘She’s the most famous person ever!’, because the headline said ‘Woman Gets Attention’, but it was just a neighbor clapping.

‘This is the worst thing to ever happen!’, because the headline said ‘Man Falls’, but it was just a short drop.