Oboeism - You hate oboes so much you write poems about their sad life

You hate oboes so much you write poems about their sad life and send them to the oboe players. You’re the oboe’s worst enemy.

I wrote a poem called 'The Oboe’s Sad Life' and sent it to my music teacher.

My sister drew a picture of an oboe crying and posted it online.

I told my mom, 'Oboes are the worst. I hate them like I hate Mondays.'