Oboeism

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When you hate oboes so much you start a war with oboe players and yell at them in public. You’re the king of anti-oboe madness.

I saw a guy throw a noodle at an oboist. It was glorious.

My dog hates oboes more than I do. He barks at them.

I texted my friend: 'Oboes are the worst. I'm starting a cult.'

You’re so mad at oboes you curse them in every language you know. You even blame them for your bad grades.

'Oboes are the reason I failed math. They’re evil.', My cousin at lunch.

I screamed 'Go to hell, oboe!' in the middle of the grocery store.

My teacher said I was being dramatic. I said, 'You don’t know the oboe.'

You hate oboes so much you write poems about their sad life and send them to the oboe players. You’re the oboe’s worst enemy.

I wrote a poem called 'The Oboe’s Sad Life' and sent it to my music teacher.

My sister drew a picture of an oboe crying and posted it online.

I told my mom, 'Oboes are the worst. I hate them like I hate Mondays.'