Obnovitify
Obnovitify is when you take something broken and make it work again, but you do it like you just got done fighting a dragon and you're still mad.
I obnovitified my phone after it fell in the toilet and I screamed at it.
My dad obnovitified the car after it broke down on the highway and yelled at the engine.
I obnovitified my hair after the stylist gave me a nightmare haircut and I cried for an hour.