Obnovitify

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Obnovitify is when you take something broken and make it work again, but you do it like you just got done fighting a dragon and you're still mad.

I obnovitified my phone after it fell in the toilet and I screamed at it.

My dad obnovitified the car after it broke down on the highway and yelled at the engine.

I obnovitified my hair after the stylist gave me a nightmare haircut and I cried for an hour.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Obnovitify is the act of making something whole again, even if you have to punch it to get it to work.

I obnovitified my laptop by hitting it with a hammer and a curse word.

My mom obnovitified the kitchen after the dog knocked it over and she gave it a time-out.

I obnovitified my life after my ex left me and I ate an entire pizza.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Obnovitify is like giving something a second chance, but you're not nice about it. You're like a grumpy wizard who only helps if you offer him snacks.

I obnovitified my bike after it broke and I threw a tantrum about it.

My brother obnovitified his video game console after it crashed and he yelled at the screen.

I obnovitified my grades after I failed and I begged the teacher for mercy.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Obnovitify is when you bring something back from the dead, but you do it with a little bit of swearing and a lot of attitude.

I obnovitified my old TV after it died and I said some very bad words.

My dad obnovitified the lawnmower after it stopped working and he gave it a dirty look.

I obnovitified my phone after it broke and I cried and yelled at it.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Obnovitify is the art of making something good again, even if it takes you all day and you're still mad about it.

I obnovitified my computer after it froze and I took a break to eat a bag of chips.

My sister obnovitified her shoes after she spilled soda on them and she cried.

I obnovitified my life after I got fired and I took a long walk.

by Slangipedia 8d ago