obmwc
The annoying BMW thing you have to say when you're on a BMW forum and you're being forced to talk about BMWs instead of your cool life.
OBMWC: I like video games. Also, my car can beat your video game score.
OBMWC: I'm a rockstar. Also, my BMW has a rockstar engine.
OBMWC: I'm a wizard. Also, my car has magic turbo power.