obmwc

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The forced BMW stuff you have to post when you're stuck on a BMW forum and you don't want to get yelled at. It's like a prison sentence for your brain.

OBMWC: My car is faster than yours. Also, I just got a new tire.

OBMWC: I like dogs. Also, I own a 3 Series.

OBMWC: My coffee is strong. Also, my BMW is stronger.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

When you're on a BMW forum and you're trying to talk about something else, but you have to throw in some BMW stuff to save your life.

OBMWC: I'm watching Netflix. Also, my car has a turbo.

OBMWC: I eat tacos. Also, my BMW has a taco-shaped hood.

OBMWC: I have a pet goat. Also, my car has a goat logo.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

The annoying BMW thing you have to say when you're on a BMW forum and you're being forced to talk about BMWs instead of your cool life.

OBMWC: I like video games. Also, my car can beat your video game score.

OBMWC: I'm a rockstar. Also, my BMW has a rockstar engine.

OBMWC: I'm a wizard. Also, my car has magic turbo power.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

When you're on a BMW forum and you're trying to escape the BMW stuff, but you have to add it anyway because you're a loser.

OBMWC: I'm a winner. Also, my car is a winner.

OBMWC: I like pizza. Also, my car can eat pizza.

OBMWC: I'm rich. Also, my car is richer.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

The stupid BMW thing you have to say when you're on a BMW forum and you're too scared to not say it.

OBMWC: I'm happy. Also, my car is happy.

OBMWC: I'm cool. Also, my car is cooler.

OBMWC: I'm a legend. Also, my car is a legend.

by Slangipedia 17h ago