oblutions
The crazy stuff you do to your face before it looks like a raccoon got into your shower; anything that happens in the bathroom, even if you're too lazy to wipe your ass.
My mom says I do oblutions every day, but I just do it to look like a human sometimes.
I did oblutions in the middle of the night because my face looked like a fried egg.
I did oblutions before my date, but I forgot to brush my teeth, so it was a disaster.