oblutions

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The crazy stuff you do to your face before it looks like a raccoon got into your shower; anything that happens in the bathroom, even if you're too lazy to wipe your ass.

My mom says I do oblutions every day, but I just do it to look like a human sometimes.

I did oblutions in the middle of the night because my face looked like a fried egg.

I did oblutions before my date, but I forgot to brush my teeth, so it was a disaster.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

The messy, sweaty, smelly routine you do before crashing into bed like a sweaty potato.

I did oblutions before bed because my face smelled like a gym sock.

I did oblutions and still fell asleep with my hair still wet.

I did oblutions and still woke up with a beard.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

1) The stinky bathroom in the army where you can barely see because it's so dark and you’re too tired to care. 2) When you wash, shave, brush your teeth, and poop all in one go because you're too lazy to do it separately.

In the army, the oblutions room was so bad, I nearly got a rash from the stink.

I did oblutions in one go and now my face looks like a hedgehog.

I did oblutions and still managed to spill my coffee on my pants.

by Slangipedia 17h ago