obloid - It's a tiny penis that slides out of a woman's snatch and al

It's a tiny penis that slides out of a woman's snatch and also fits in your nose like it's your best friend.

My sister's obloid came out of her snatch and went into my nose. I now smell like her period and regret everything.

My dog tried to eat one and now he's crying and licking the floor like it's the last day on Earth.

I tried to put mine in my mom's snatch and it came out my mouth. I now have a nose full of my mom's snatch.