obloid

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A 3D shape that looks like a stretched-out oval, but also like a tiny cock that somehow fits in your nose and your mom's vag.

My math teacher drew one on the board and said it looked like my cousin's penis after he ate a whole pizza.

I tried to fit one in my nose and it came out my ear. My brother laughed so hard he peed his pants.

My mom said it looked like my dad's penis after he drank six beers and cried at a commercial.

It's a tiny penis that slides out of a woman's snatch and also fits in your nose like it's your best friend.

My sister's obloid came out of her snatch and went into my nose. I now smell like her period and regret everything.

My dog tried to eat one and now he's crying and licking the floor like it's the last day on Earth.

I tried to put mine in my mom's snatch and it came out my mouth. I now have a nose full of my mom's snatch.