Oblkygotter
An Oblkygotter is someone who is so confused about who they are that they might as well be a broken toaster. They try to fit in, but nothing works.
@lisa: I’m an Oblkygotter. I like art and I like math. I like pizza and I like kale. I don’t know who I am anymore.
@james: I thought I was a pop star. I thought I was a robot. I’m an Oblkygotter. I don’t know what I want.
@emma: I’m an Oblkygotter. I like cats, I like dogs, I like birds, I like the neighbors’ parakeet. I’m confused.