Oblkygotter

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An Oblkygotter is a person who is too weird for one group and too much of a mess for all the other groups. They’re like a hot mess with no filter.

@joe: I’m not a nerd or a jock. I’m an Oblkygotter. I failed math and I failed PE. I failed life.

@sarah: I’m a vegan who likes burgers. I’m an Oblkygotter. I eat meat but I hate meat.

@mike: I’m a gamer who plays chess. I’m an Oblkygotter. I play games but I don’t know how to win.

An Oblkygotter is someone who is so confused about who they are that they might as well be a broken toaster. They try to fit in, but nothing works.

@lisa: I’m an Oblkygotter. I like art and I like math. I like pizza and I like kale. I don’t know who I am anymore.

@james: I thought I was a pop star. I thought I was a robot. I’m an Oblkygotter. I don’t know what I want.

@emma: I’m an Oblkygotter. I like cats, I like dogs, I like birds, I like the neighbors’ parakeet. I’m confused.

An Oblkygotter is like a kid who tried to be everything but ended up being nothing. They’re a mess and they don’t even know why.

@dave: I tried to be a singer, I tried to be a dancer, I tried to be a pizza chef. I’m an Oblkygotter. I’m not anything.

@kim: I tried to be cool, I tried to be smart, I tried to be famous. I’m an Oblkygotter. I’m not even a little bit cool.

@jordan: I tried to be a teacher, a student, a friend, and a foe. I’m an Oblkygotter. I’m not even a little bit good at anything.

An Oblkygotter is someone who is too much of everything and not enough of anything. They’re like a bag of chips with no flavor.

@alex: I’m an Oblkygotter. I’m a teacher, a student, a dancer, a baker, and a part-time pirate. I have no idea what I am.

@sophia: I like horror, I like comedy, I like romance, I like action. I’m an Oblkygotter. I like everything and nothing.

@ryan: I’m an Oblkygotter. I like loud music, I like quiet music, I like math, I like poetry. I’m not even sure what I am.

An Oblkygotter is someone who can’t decide if they want to be a superhero or a supervillain. They’re stuck in the middle with no plan.

@mia: I tried to be a superhero. I tried to be a supervillain. I’m an Oblkygotter. I’m stuck in the middle.

@tom: I wanted to save the world. I wanted to destroy the world. I’m an Oblkygotter. I don’t even know what I want.

@natalie: I’m an Oblkygotter. I fight for justice and I fight for chaos. I have no idea what I’m doing.