Oblivious Fuck
A guy who's so stuck in his own head, he thinks he's the only one who can see the future. But he's just too blind to realize you're the one who's been there the whole time.
He said he was going to ask me out, but then he asked his ex.
He said we were just friends, but he still texted me every day.
He said he was too good for me, but he still came to my birthday party.