Oblivious Fuck

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A guy who thinks he's too cool to notice he's the reason you're single. He’s like a blind guy who also forgot to bring his glasses and his sense of self-awareness.
'Bro, why are you still single? You’re cute.' 'I’m not single. I’m just... focused.'
He asked me out on a date, then didn’t talk to me for a month.
He told me he was dating someone, then I saw him flirting with my best friend.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the main character of his own story, but everyone else is just background noise. He doesn’t realize you're the only one who sees through his dumbass plan.
He told me he was 'just hanging out' with his ex, but I saw them at the mall.
He said he was going to ask me out, but then he just left.
He didn’t even notice I was crying after he broke up with me.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy who’s so clueless, he thinks being friends with you means he doesn’t have to try. He’s the type to say 'we’re just friends' while you’re dying inside.
He asked me to his birthday party, then didn’t even talk to me the whole time.
He told me he was going to ask me out, but then he asked his ex instead.
He said we were just friends, but he kept messaging me every day.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy who acts like he's too good for you, but he’s just too dumb to realize you're the best thing that ever happened to him.
He said he was going to ask me out, but then he asked his ex.
He told me he was dating someone else, but I saw them at the mall.
He said he was too good for me, but he still texted me every day.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the only one who matters, but he’s just too clueless to notice you're the only one who actually cares.
He told me he was going to ask me out, but then he asked his ex.
He said we were just friends, but he still texted me every day.
He said he was too good for me, but he still came to my birthday party.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy who's so stuck in his own head, he thinks he's the only one who can see the future. But he's just too blind to realize you're the one who's been there the whole time.
He said he was going to ask me out, but then he asked his ex.
He said we were just friends, but he still texted me every day.
He said he was too good for me, but he still came to my birthday party.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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