oblitorous
When you’re so brain-dead during sex you miss the most obvious part of your partner’s body. It’s like you’re mentally gone.
He was so distracted by his phone he didn’t notice her clit the whole time.
She was screaming, 'You’re missing it!' and he said, 'I’m trying to enjoy this!'
He thought it was a belly button. She said, 'That’s not a belly button, that’s a clit.'