oblitorous

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When someone is too clueless to notice their partner's clit while trying to have sex. Like they’re blind, stupid, and high all at once.

He looked at her like she had three heads. 'Where is it?' I said, 'You just had sex with me 10 minutes ago.'

She was trying to explain it to him. He just kept looking at her face like it was a math problem.

He asked if she had a second clit. I said, 'No, you just didn’t notice the first one.'

When you’re so brain-dead during sex you miss the most obvious part of your partner’s body. It’s like you’re mentally gone.

He was so distracted by his phone he didn’t notice her clit the whole time.

She was screaming, 'You’re missing it!' and he said, 'I’m trying to enjoy this!'

He thought it was a belly button. She said, 'That’s not a belly button, that’s a clit.'

When you're so lost during sex you can't find the most basic part of your partner. It’s like you’ve never seen a body before.

He looked at her like she had a second head. 'Where’s the thing?'

She said, 'It’s right there,' and he said, 'I’m looking at my phone.'

He asked if she had a secret clit. She said, 'No, you just didn’t notice it.'

When you're so clueless during sex you can't find the most basic part of your partner. It's like you've never had a brain.

He looked at her like she had a third eye. 'Where’s the thing?'

She said, 'It's right there,' and he said, 'I'm texting my mom.'

He asked if she had a hidden clit. She said, 'No, you just didn't notice it.'

When you're so dumb during sex you can't find the most basic part of your partner. It’s like you're high, drunk, and stupid all at once.

He looked at her like she had a second mouth. 'Where’s the thing?'

She said, 'It’s right there,' and he said, 'I’m trying to think about my job.'

He asked if she had a secret body part. She said, 'No, you just didn’t notice it.'

When you're so lost during sex you can't find the most basic part of your partner. It’s like you're blind, stupid, and high all at once.

He looked at her like she had a fourth arm. 'Where’s the thing?'

She said, 'It’s right there,' and he said, 'I’m trying to eat a sandwich.'

He asked if she had a hidden body part. She said, 'No, you just didn’t notice it.'