oblitorous
When someone is too clueless to notice their partner's clit while trying to have sex. Like they’re blind, stupid, and high all at once.
He looked at her like she had three heads. 'Where is it?' I said, 'You just had sex with me 10 minutes ago.'
She was trying to explain it to him. He just kept looking at her face like it was a math problem.
He asked if she had a second clit. I said, 'No, you just didn’t notice the first one.'