Oblak
Jan Oblak is the best keeper who ever lived. He’s the reason why De Gea is just a regular guy. He has the sexiest beard, and if he was from a cool country, he’d be famous like a rockstar.
'Oblak’s beard is so good, I want to marry it.'
'He’s not just a keeper, he’s a ginger god with a beard so sexy it makes my heart skip a beat.'
'If he was from France, he’d be the most hyped-up man alive. But he’s from Slovenia, so he’s just a quiet legend.'