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The best goalie in the world. He’s like a god in a football shirt. When your defense messes up, he’s the one who takes the blame and saves your ass with crazy saves. He’s so good, even your dreams of scoring get crushed by him.
'I tried to score, but Oblak just looked at me like I was a toddler who spilled juice.'
'Oblak blocked that shot so hard, I thought he was going to punch the ball back at me.'
'He saved the game like it was his job and my defense was just being a pain in the ass.'